The First Theme

It's a minimal and dead simple WordPress theme. Comes with a bunch of options such as colors and fonts, a custom sidebar to tell people who you are and that's about it. You can buy it for as little as 1$ but you're free to pay more if you feel like.

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Questions (asked very infrequently if ever)

Is support included? Asking for a friend.
Nope.
Am I gonna get updates? I love updates.
Yeah I do not. So probably no.
I love sliders. Does this theme have sliders?
Have you seen a cactus? And no, it doesn't have sliders.
Why do I have to pay?
Why not?
Who are you?
Manu. Nice to meet you
Are you gonna make other themes?
Here? Unlikely. Somewhere else? Yes.